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Currently playing in iTunes: Somewhere Only We Know by Keane

God bless Snoop Dogg. Without him, we wouldn't get funny shiznit like this:

How tha conservative wingnuts is froth'n 'bout they plizzay being exposed is, ta me, jizzust as ho-slappin' as how it happened in tha fizzay place. It showcases tha right's masterful deflection skills as, once again, they try ta change tha story 'bout conservative wrong-do'n into one 'bout tha thugz who discovered it. Got a shawty too long fo' tha home page, so it gets its own ridin' in mah double R.

Or, from our very own Oklahoma criminal code:

Professor Volokh highlights a bizzle currently pend'n before tha Oklahoma Legislature:

Section 1111. A mah nizzle. Rizzy is an act of sexual intercourse involv'n vaginal or anal penetrizzles accomplished wit a male or female who is not tha spizouse of tha perpetrizzles like this and like that and like this and uh. fo' sheezy. unda any of tha dippin' circumstizzles: . . .

I didn't know you could say 'Fiznort Worth' in mixed company. But I guess I was wrong.

The translation changes each time you reload, so the text I got from a URL might not be what you get from the same URL. And be warned - it's definitely R-rated.

(Yes, I did it to my own page. Eleanor Roosevelt is spinning in her grave.)

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