Harry Potter and the Missing President
If you could have one of Harry Potter's magical powers, which one would you want?
It turns out that Republicans and Democrats wish they could be invisible more than any other choice, while Independents would like to be able to transmorgrify, or change into something else.
Too bad Dubya isn't an Independent. Maybe he'd want to take off that invisibility cloak he has on now and change into a real President.
Freddie Mercury Spins Like a Turbine
Okay, I've had just about enough of this William Hung guy.
I don't care if he wants to rip off Ricky Martin. I do care about him dancing on Freddie Mercury's grave.
Why can't he go pick on somebody awful, like UB40?



